Actual
exchange between me and a fellow trying to chat me up on the subway
platform just now.
Him:
You been waiting long? For the train?
Me:
About five minutes?
Him:
This train usually takes a long time to get here?
Me:
No. I don't think so.
...
Him:
Did you have a good Valentines Day?
Me:
Yeah, okay.
Him:
What was the highlight?
Me:
Oh, nothing really.
....
Him:
I went salsa dancing with friends. You like salsa dancing?
Me:
I don't know. I've never done it.
Him:
What do you like to do?
Me:
I don't know. I mostly stay home.
Him:
You just stay home and cook?
.....
Me:
....Yeah.