Friday, February 15, 2013

February 15, 2013


Actual exchange between me and a fellow trying to chat me up on the subway platform just now.
Him: You been waiting long? For the train?
Me: About five minutes?
Him: This train usually takes a long time to get here?
Me: No. I don't think so.
...
Him: Did you have a good Valentines Day?
Me: Yeah, okay.
Him: What was the highlight?
Me: Oh, nothing really.
....
Him: I went salsa dancing with friends. You like salsa dancing?
Me: I don't know. I've never done it.
Him: What do you like to do?
Me: I don't know. I mostly stay home.
Him: You just stay home and cook?
.....
Me: ....Yeah. 

Monday, February 11, 2013

February 11, 2013


Your dad tried to complain that the brownies I made were too warm and gooey. Don't worry, I punched him in the throat and set him straight.