April 17, 2013

According to this baby website, it's a bad idea to name your child after a pet. So I guess we have to cross Whiskers, Boots, and The Wizard off our list. Drag.

April 15, 2013

Thank god I'm pregnant because I haven't weighed this much since I quit smoking pot

April 12, 2013

All actors eventually experience that one time during a show and some jerk missed his entrance, forcing the actors onstage to improv until he showed up. Well, last night that jerk was me. But I blame my you, baby - you're very new to the biz.

April 9, 2013

The main difference between my character in the play I'm doing at Lincoln Center and me is that I'm pregnant and she's chubby.

April 8, 2013

Sometimes you wake up thinking it will be a terrible day, and then you get on the subway and make eye contact with a fella in a group of elderly doo wop singing buskers and you both smile as he serenades you, and then you think maybe it's not going to be such a bad day after all.

April 6, 2013 (four months)

Found out the hard way today that some people don't think it's funny when pregnant ladies make abortion jokes.

April 3, 2013

I've turned into one of our cats. If you open snacks within earshot, I'm gonna come sniffing around pretty quick.