From
the files of "Things That Only Happen To Me," last night I
fell off the fridge and bloodied my nipple. If I weren't living in
it, my life would seem hilarious.
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
March 19, 2013 (3 months)
Regretfully, I admit that tonight I did say to your father, "Bitch, you better let me eat my nachos or there's gonna be a problem."
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