August 11, 2013

I fell asleep during meditation at our hypnobirthing class today. Laughing his ass off, my husband told me that I was snoring loudly during the instructor's visualizations. I asked him what else I missed. He said, "You literally slept through the class where she went over how to have a short, pain-free birth." I guess I'm fucked now, unless I can find someone who'll let me cheat off them the day of the test.