Friday, August 9, 2013

July 17, 2013

I want to start off by saying that I don't go around tripping people on purpose. However, if you are standing on a subway platform with your face buried in your iMachine, and you - without looking up to take in your surroundings - proceed to push your way to the front of the queue in attempt to snag one of the last precious seats on a crowded car, I will sweep my leg out in between yours as you cut in front of me and trip you from behind. I'm fighting for goodness, but sometimes that means fighting dirty. As the guy on the 5 just learned.

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